{"id":1754,"date":"2018-08-06T11:15:12","date_gmt":"2018-08-06T18:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/?p=1754"},"modified":"2018-08-06T11:24:06","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T18:24:06","slug":"mozgo-kaki-a-turd-that-moves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/mozgo-kaki-a-turd-that-moves\/","title":{"rendered":"Mozg\u00f3 kaki. A turd that moves."},"content":{"rendered":"

July 17, 2018.
\nToday, like the last three mornings, I woke up to the rapidly ding-donging bell our camp leader rang. This morning I was particularly sleepy. Maybe the last of the jetlag was working its way out of my system.<\/p>\n

The rest of it is in Hungarian. Strangely, I found it easier to think and write in my mother tongue, even though I rarely do it.<\/em><\/p>\n

M\u00e1r lebarnult b\u00f6r\u00f6m\u00f6n sz\u00e1mtalan szunyogcsip\u00e9s t\u00fcnd\u00f6k\u00f6lt. Egyik domborubb mint a m\u00e1sik. De j\u00f3 lenne m\u00e1r egy rendes zuhany. Dun\u00e1ban f\u00fcrdeni csak egy bizonyos koszoss\u00e1gon t\u00fal tiszt\u00edt. Lehet m\u00e1r el\u00e9rtem ezt a hat\u00e1rt.<\/p>\n

Reggeli torna k\u00f6zben jobban fel\u00e9bredtem, majd ell\u00e9pegettem a latrin\u00e1ra. A szigeten tulajdonk\u00e9ppen \u00e1stunk k\u00e9t latrin\u00e1t: egyet a l\u00e1nyoknak, egyet a fiuknak. Most hogy elhagyta a t\u00e1bort az egyetlen m\u00e1sik l\u00e1ny bels\u0151fert\u00f6z\u00e9s miatt, saj\u00e1t latrin\u00e1mba meglep\u0151dve l\u00e1ttam (m\u00e9g lencse-n\u00e9lk\u00fcli szemekkel), hogy ott lapul egy ismeretlen darab kaki. Na gondolom, vajon ki volt lusta, hogy elmenjen a helyes latrin\u00e1ra? Mikor befejeztem \u00e9s ujra lepillantottam, csod\u00e1lkozva l\u00e1ttam hogy a kaki a latrina egyik oldal\u00e1rol a m\u00e1sikra v\u00e1ndorolt. H\u00e1t ez nem lehet kaki! K\u00f6zelebbr\u0151l n\u00e9zve, egy mad\u00e1rfi\u00f3ka cs\u00fccs\u00fclt, rend\u00fcletlen csendben \u00e9s tot\u00e1l mozdulatlan\u00fal.<\/p>\n

M\u00e9g f\u00e9l-\u00e1lomban, nem biztos abban, t\u00e9nyleg az amit l\u00e1ttam, reggelire indultam. \u00c9hesen kiv\u00e1ncsi voltam mi lesz a reggeli. T\u00e1lc\u00e1ra t\u00e9ve, nem m\u00e1s mint v\u00f6r\u00f6shagyma, keny\u00e9r, \u00e9s liba illetve kacsa zs\u00edr. \u00c9s ennyi. Na \u00e9n otthon nagyon el vagyok k\u00e9nyeztetve. A fiuk k\u00f6z\u00fcl semmi panasz, egyik asztalrol masikra passzolt\u00e1k a s\u00f3t \u00e9s zs\u00edrt, s harap\u00e1sok k\u00f6z\u00f6tt te\u00e1t kortyoltak.<\/p>\n

Vizi blok k\u00f6vetkezett. R\u00f6viden kimentem egy el\u00e9gg\u00e9 v\u00e9kony kajakban, de miut\u00e1n elzsibbadt mind k\u00e9t l\u00e1bam, kik\u00f6t\u00f6ttem \u00e9s mad\u00e1rfi\u00f3ka ment\u00e9s ir\u00e1ny\u00e1ba siettem \u00e1s\u00f3 lap\u00e1ttal. Oda\u00e9rve l\u00e1ttam, hogy a kis tollas egy gy\u00f6keren gubbasztott. \u00c1tkozva a szunyogokat, prob\u00e1ltam gyorsan kiemelni a madarat, de m\u00e9gis ovatosan nehogy elv\u00e1gjam a lap\u00e1t \u00e9les v\u00e9g\u00e9vel.<\/p>\n

\u00d6t percig sikertelen\u00fcl kergettem a sz\u00e1rn\u00e1t csapkod\u00f3 kismadarat, k\u00f6zben saj\u00e1t magamat csapkodtam izzadtan a v\u00e9rszippant\u00f3kt\u00f3l. Valoszin\u0171 nevets\u00e9ges l\u00e1tv\u00e1ny volt, de k\u00e1romkodva, \u00e9n nem cs\u00edptem annyira a helyzetet. M\u00e9g “Gyere na kicsike!” csalogat\u00e1s sem ment.<\/p>\n

Vissza rohantam jobb pajzsok\u00e9rt: hossz\u00fa ing \u00e9s szokna form\u00e1j\u00e1ban. M\u00e1sodik alkalommal sikerult kiemelnem a kismadarat, \u00e9s egyb\u00f6l elugr\u00e1lt. Rem\u00e9lem t\u00fal\u00e9li a szaros balesetet.<\/p>\n

\"Kayakers\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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