{"id":438,"date":"2010-12-21T17:10:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T17:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/?p=438"},"modified":"2010-12-21T17:10:39","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T17:10:39","slug":"little-humor-on-the-train-to-bruxelles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/2010\/12\/little-humor-on-the-train-to-bruxelles\/","title":{"rendered":"Little humor on the train to Bruxelles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone is sitting in their repective seats, ready to go. The train starts to roll away from the station whereupon a little asian man with a disorganized goatee walks in the door and starts talking to a man one row behind me on the other side of the aisle. He confronts the frenchman in English:<br \/>\n&#8220;Is this car number 8? I think you&#8217;re in my seat.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, this is car number 6. You&#8217;re going to have to switch to the other car when we stop.&#8221; He replies with a slight nasaly accent.<br \/>\n&#8220;But how far is that?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I have no idea, but I think it will be in Bruxelles. You will have to wait here or find an empty seat&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But how do I know when we are in Bruxelles?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;They will announce it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;In English?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Umm Yes, but if not,&#8221; he says in a French accent: &#8220;it&#8217;s <em>BREW-cell<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh ok&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone is sitting in their repective seats, ready to go. The train starts to roll away from the station whereupon a little asian man with a disorganized goatee walks in the door and starts talking to a man one row [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":439,"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions\/439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ildikototh.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}