Adrenaline Rush

I think I had enough of Adrenaline for one weekend.. but it is merely Saturday night.

Part 1
So first… Friday night I was invited to my first real “french party” aka a house party full of mostly french dudes/dudettes. (except for one guy from Sweden or somewhere- but he was actually asian or Malaysian looking) To get there, I had to take a bus from home all the way to the metro, then took the metro north two stops. From there, it was all by foot. I had looked up the way to get there on google maps, but when I was walking, I took a wrong turn, and went on the road I thought would pass by some tennis fields (which it did, but was actually the wrong set of fields- really the field I was looking for were rugby fields, and a block north)… so this road I thought would pass over the canal, but instead I ended up with a dead end of fence. Proceeded to climb the fence, because the canal road was just on the other side.
Bad idea.
Fence was the kind that was not just supposed to keep cars and bikes out, but people too. Long story short, it created some pretty nasty wounds in my hands. (Eyes… check, ass… check, face…check, hands… !check) I even felt the sneaky little metal pointy thing at the top sink in. At least it avoided any ligaments and nerves, actually barely hurt, only slightly swollen now.

Ah but then it was not very pretty… blood seeping out, dripping all over the place (I bet I would have some vampires on my tail if they existed). And for those of you I know are reading this (mom), don’t worry, I’m OK. no need to go to the hospital or anything. But just sayin, good thing I have some leftover calluses from rowing.

Party was fun, but more booze flowing there than adrenaline :p (Again for those worrying too much- I did not get drunk, or puke, or anything terribly bad)

Part 2
Today, I offered to take photos of a kind of suspicious place – namely where the guys doing some construction two houses over basically almost blew up the house where I’m living by fiddling with the electric boxes (presumably trying to steal electricity), and somehow ended up routing way too much voltage through the wires (you know nothing too bad – just some smoke and flames coming out of the wireless router, busting all the light fixtures, screwing up the fishtank’s 700 Euro water pump, blowing out the heating in half the house, etc.)
So today, just to have some evidence of the scene, I went out to take some photos from the PUBLIC road (did not go into anyone’s property). I go happily along with my small camera, snapping some photos of the electric box, the property being constructed on, etc. All of a sudden, I hear this guy yelling in French: “Why are you taking photos!!?” He’s pretty far away, so I just pretend not to hear him and keep going on (I was gonna jump on the bus that was coming in 10 minutes).
One minute later, a car comes racing towards me from behind.. in my mind I’m like oh crap… I hope I don’t get beaten up :-/. Comes screeching to a halt in front of me, guy jumps out, and starts yelling, “Why are you taking photos!!?” I’m just like, well “I’m here for a bit, and I just want to take photos of the places I’ve been, which includes this street…” His face turns red and keeps yelling,
“You can’t take photos of my car, and my work!! Why are you taking photos, you’re not allowed” I swear he’s like spewing spit he’s so mad… (there are 3 or 4 other guys in the car with him.. presumably illegal workers), I rebuke:
“What are you talking about, this is a public road, I can take as many photos I want here, there” ..He keeps ranting
“Why can’t I take photos??” I ask.
“It’s the law, you can’t take photos of someone’s vehicle, and someone’s work, it’s not like your country” (BULL SHIT).
So hes like show me the photos, starts grabbing my arm (me against 5 guys.. no way in hell – so I take out the camera). So I’m obliged to pull the camera out show him.. He’s like thats my car, thats my property, you can’t take photos, blah blah. At this point I’m getting really mad to – there must be something really bad if he’s acting like this.
He snatches the camera from my hand, and jumps back in his car, saying I’m taking the photos.
Then accelerates full speed. At this point, I’m like, great… there goes my camera… at least it wasn’t my really big expensive one.
But he ends up slowing down and stopping again, getting out of the car as Im about to pass by them with a really angry look on my face. He hands me back the camera saying “I took the card out, here’s your camera.” Wanted to flick him off so bad, but probably would have made matters worse.
He drives off, then another car full of Arabs drives by (most likely also illegal).
I think it’s time to find a new home… disappear before they attempt to blow up the house again…
Although in future cases these are the things I would have done (or should have tried to do):
1. hide as soon as he first notices
2. turn off the dumb flash when taking photos (why didn’t I think of this earlier)
3. have 2 cards, and switch the cards after taking the photos, showing him the empty one, saying they weren’t good and so I deleted them (probably wouldn’t have worked, but an interesting alternative).
4. put the scarf over my head as a headdress, and start swearing to Allah and bowing in the 4 directions.

And now I’m sitting in the Uni’s parking lot. I came here with the intention of finding a chair and table and a place where there’s internet so I can do some work. Fail University, fail: I found internet but no chair and table (unless I break into the building).

4 thoughts on “Adrenaline Rush

  1. Ezert talaltak ki a cserkeszek azt hogy “Legy Resen”; Azt nem potyara tanitottak neked, de latom a cserkesz hazi-feladat nem ragadt meg nallad…
    Honnan tudtak hogy Amcsi vagy? Nagyon bator csapat lehetett mondhatom…
    5 ember kellett egy holgy ellen? (Latom a “Martial Arts” teren sem vagy
    meg muvesz, csak mazolo…) sot az JMI-6 nel is eltoltad az inerview eselyjedet…
    J

  2. Okay. So after reading all your blog posts I have come to one simple conclusion. I’m coming to visit. Seriously. I want to. When are you free to have a visitor for a week?

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